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50Loose quills.
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50A tree that grows each drink. You pick each drink like fruit. It's branches cover the ceiling.
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50The fish dagger: a cursed +1 dagger with a hilt that looks like a fish and a newspaper sheath. When unsheathed the user must pass a Dex save. If failed they are slapped in the face by the tail and use up a standard action. If they pass, the user can squirt water out of the dagger.
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50Letter from most recent serious lover saying your dead to them now, it is all off
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50The Placeholder - A large, grey ship with neat sails and trimmed rigging, the Placeholder is an excellent ship for passage or trade. Captained by Cadwallader Farer, a trim man in a blue greatcoat, and by Oliver Shan, his large, peg-legged First Mate, the Seafarer and its crew are just what you would expect from such a boat; in fact, almost too much so. This is because all of it- the boat, the captain, etc.- is illusory, weaved from shadow-stuff. The only truly real things aboard the boat are the other passengers, who are unaware of the nature of the boat- except for one, Jeronimy Blackprebble, a gnomish wizard and master illusionist. Jeronimy created the Placeholder out of whole cloth, and is very much enjoying his success. He loves that the passengers can't even tell, and if confronted, will act coy for a little, than gleefully confess and expect to be lauded for his mighty achievement. Jeronimy is a good sort who can take most things in stride- however, should the players be dangerously confrontational to him or the other passengers, he will unmake the portion of the boat they are standing on, moving them to the brig, or if too dangerous, to the ocean below.
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50Who are these stupid awful people talking to me right now?
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50Six Sky Triad: a Thri-Kreen society hidden in a small desert town. Triad activities are mostly benign, with the Thri-Kreen secretly discussing town matters and fulfilling ancient cultural rites that have been suppressed by the local government. Every Thri-Kreen citizen of the town is either a Triad member or at least knows of it, and they keep their society hidden through telepathic communication, their nighttime meetings occurring in total silence. Occasionally the Triad will journey out into the desert for a night, singing desert songs and praising the Sand Father, but these journeys are rare, and getting rarer as time goes by.
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50The prince is going bald and is doing his best to hide it. He's not doing a good job.
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50A war weary knight invites you to their lonely keep on the moors
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50A face carved of stone who’s visage resembles that of a screaming woman. Supposedly, anyone who sleeps near it is said to attract death and have horrible nightmares of a woman whispering about their own personal hell. This is really not the case. It just so happens that the previous owner is stupidly paranoid. It’s just a creepy looking rock. Still pretty though.
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50New mounts for all. They are well bred and valuable noble steeds. Slightly faster when galloping, unphased by noise even battle but a little picky about lots of packs and their food and accommodation. Come with saddles and tack etc with the patrons livery.
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50Abbé Farria - an elderly human male that may give a PC a 7 day +1 to Charisma and/or a map side quest to retrieve a treasure on an island with enough to buy a mansion.
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50You spend far too much of your free time assembling 100 item randomized tables of various things (vampire mannerisms, dragon middle names, etc).
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50Dramatic loss of faith (renouncing a god immediately)
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