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Wacky wombats

49Giant Weasel

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Birbs

41Pigeon: 1d8 pigeons that are indifferent to friendly towards the party. These are the dumbest animals you've ever met, as they would walk single file into a blade trap for a piece of corn.

bIRDSbirdsBIRDS From the Bulbous Bag of Birbs

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Emo Nite

49“I keep telling myself I’m not the desperate type, but you’ve got me looking in through blinds.”

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Table of Religions

51African Pantheon

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Unusual Scifi Bartenders

50A tree that grows each drink. You pick each drink like fruit. It's branches cover the ceiling.

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Terrible Letters From Home

50Letter from most recent serious lover saying your dead to them now, it is all off

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Rare Wonders

50Merchant sells tiny, beeswax spheres filled with slime.

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Personality Quirks

50You spend far too much of your free time assembling 100 item randomized tables of various things (vampire mannerisms, dragon middle names, etc).

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Horses

50Golden God Farmer: This golden-haired horse is cursed. It cannot stop running. It will always move as fast as the fastest horse, unless it is racing away/towards another fast-moving object. In that case, it will be slightly faster. If it stops running, it dies.

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Heraldic Signs

50A white dragon breathing white fire in front a red moon.

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Enemy Last Words

50“Just…just wait one moment…”

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Dwarven features/quirks

50Attempts to wrestles beasts/animals before hitting them with a weapon.

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Demon Lords

50Svylren - Demon lord of the lost and desperate. Often appears to sailors lost at sea, or travelers lost in the wilds, whispering false directions and driving them mad with desperation. Once the madness has caused them to isolate themselves further from rescue, or murder their companions, Svylren moves in, to feed on the remaining survivors.

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Funny Gods of Medieval Times

50God of Pickles and Relish - An ancient deity worshipped by pickle-lovers everywhere, this god is said to be responsible for blessing all kinds of delicious pickled vegetables and condiments.

This d100 table presents funny gods from the medieval era. It includes a wide variety of deities, ranging from the ridiculous to the absurd! From an ancient god of pickles and relish to a goddess of lost socks, each deity listed will provide a humorous twist on traditional medieval belief systems. With tags such as "goofy," "quirky," and "absurd," this table is sure to bring some laughs for any game set in a fantasy world with a medieval feel!

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Things at a Fantasy Circus

50A nightly hayride driven by spectral steeds that winds through the woods, where wizards use illusions to scare you.

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Small Familiars

50A small cat-sized Owlbear that has a natural aptitude for finding things (+1 on investigation rolls). Like most Owlbears it has a large appetite and is almost constantly hungry. If it's left unfed for too long it tends to be temperamental (doesn't help in investigations) and, for some reason, makes attempts to eat the shoes of the spellcaster.

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