Emo Nite
Pick up lines
| Roll | Result |
|---|---|
| 1-2 | Offer to buy a girl a drink if they accept buy the drink and never speak to them again. |
| 3-4 | "hey girl wanna hit Kellen Quinn's high notes for me." |
| 5-6 | "Are your parents around? Because I think someone's in my tree! (...cough) I mean...I think someone's in the kitchen." |
| 7-8 | "Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out." |
| 9-10 | " What's a pickle?" |
| 11-12 | "You’re the light in my otherwise dark, emo heart." |
| 13-14 | "Can you be the melody to my broken heart?" |
| 15-16 | "Are you a tragedy? Because I can’t stop reading your story." |
| 17-18 | "I never believed in fate, but you just changed my mind." |
| 19-20 | "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar I wanna do down on you." |
| 21-22 | "I never believed in fate, but you just changed my mind." |
| 23-24 | "I may be from an all time low but you make my dick an all time high." |
| 25-26 | "Hey girl, is your name Maria? Because I think you should count me in." |
| 27-28 | "Do you come here often and sit hopelessly under the dim lights of the bar? I might just make your life even more meaningless" |
| 29-30 | Walk up to the next lady you see take with a shot in hand say nothing but stare at them and wait until they look back and when they do take the shot and leave. |
| 31-32 | "Hey baby are you death? because i've been waiting for you to cum." |
| 33-34 | "I love your eyeliner may i smudge it." |
| 35-36 | "I'm wishing to be the friction in your jeans." must be said to a lady not in jeans |
| 37-38 | "my love for you is as deep as the cuts I made on my wrists." |
| 39-40 | "nice band shirt I bet it would look better on my bedroom floor." |
| 41-42 | That's a nice dress. It'll look even better when it's slowly decaying beneath the earth since each moment brings everything on step closer to death." |
| 43-44 | "I would let you borrow my eyeliner." |
| 45-46 | “The truth, is you could slit my throat. And with my one last gasping breath I’d apologize for bleeding on your shirt." |
| 47-48 | "Do you like music?" |
| 49-50 | “I keep telling myself I’m not the desperate type, but you’ve got me looking in through blinds.” |
| 51-52 | "So you're a girl huh?" |
| 53-54 | "Would you like to see my vasectomy scar?" |
| 55-56 | "Do you have anything else" pierced?? |
| 57-58 | "Once you go black, you never come back.. |
| 59-60 | "I'm not even drunk and I still think you're beautiful." |
| 61-62 | take a shot |
| 63-64 | get down on one knee in front of a lady with your hands covering a shot glass and propose. |
| 65-66 | "don't mind me im just picturing you naked." |
| 67-68 | "you can be my paramour." |
| 69-70 | “Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?” |
| 71-72 | “In case you are wondering, I am single.” |
| 73-74 | "is your name richard cause I would let you piss on my bed." |
| 75-76 | “I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?” |
| 77-78 | “You owe me a drink. Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine!” |
| 79-80 | “How can I plan our wedding without having your number?” |
| 81-82 | "will you be the amy to my sonic?" |
| 83-84 | You’re such a good catch, I think I’ll use my only MASTER BALL on you. |
| 85-86 | When I’m around you, I’m like a Geodude: hard as a rock. |
| 87-88 | You’ll be Bulba-sore after I’m done with you. |
| 89-90 | I Machoke my chicken to you. |
| 91-92 | Want my Caterpie to use String Shot on you? |
| 93-94 | I’m no good at catching Pokémon, but I’d love to catch your number. |
| 95-96 | Are you a Fire-type? Because you just lit up my heart! |
| 97-98 | Are you a Love Ball? Because I’d fall for you instantly. |
| 99-100 | If I had a Master Ball, I’d definitely use it on you. |