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50Proud parents approach and ask the party to bless their newborn, even if the group has no priest.
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50The ladies upstairs are cheap--the cure for whatever they give you is the expensive part.
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50The local militia captain busts down the door and grabs the innkeeper, placing him under arrest for an unknown reason.
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50A dwarf smith has been murdered while delivering his commission to a nearby temple. An orc stands over his corpse while unwrapping a spear that pulses with electricity. His raid bellow alerts the other orc band nearby as he rushes towards you.
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50Demiplane of Concessions Often mistaken for a place of refuge and salvation, this sliver of demi-reality is an unending dessert of salted popcorn, ranging in sizes of pebbles to giant boulders. Spiking the landscape are volcanoes that periodically erupt spewing the aforementioned popcorn. Glacially slow rivers of caramel sinuously carve the landscape and travellers might encounter pools of sickly sweet brightly colored shaved ice and sticky gooey cheese. GMs might want to populate the plane with candy-themed monsters.
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50A dried up river or stream, with the remains of a long forgotten exodus. Bones stick up through the mud at strange angles.
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50Backstreet organ trader; I sell you guills, you breathe under water! You don't need lungs anymore! I take lungs now guills come next week!
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50As the party walks along their path they come across a wounded mating pair of jungle cats. One lays dying while the other stands over top of it to protect it. They will not peruse the party if they retreat.
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50A trinket, buried below very conspicuous leaves. It belongs to no one, and no one will buy it from you.
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50Golden God Farmer: This golden-haired horse is cursed. It cannot stop running. It will always move as fast as the fastest horse, unless it is racing away/towards another fast-moving object. In that case, it will be slightly faster. If it stops running, it dies.
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50Ayesha's Insult Emporium: The store's name, in simple black lettering, is all that infers what lies inside. A friendly middle aged woman (presumably Ayesha) wearing a sari greets customers entering this store's antechamber with a sharp personal insult. Anyone who takes great offense to the insult is teleported out of the shop and can't re-enter. However, those who accept it in good spirit will be led by Ayesha to the main room which contains shelves and cabinets filled with scrolls, books and scraps of paper containing some of the most brilliant, sought-after and mind-bending insults to ever have been uttered or penned.
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50You are unable to fall asleep anywhere except outside, at night, in a place where the stars are visible.
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50Four sand dwarves pop out of the sand in ambush. They thought you were raiders. They have dried, spiced meat to trade.
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50The local brewer's latest batch of high end whiskey has been sabotaged/cursed by fae. The five barrels already sold need reclaimed quickly and quietly less the brewery's reputation suffers.
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