d100 Tables

Range	Description
1	Ettin (mm4p108)
2	One of your weapons has turned to rubber
3	You are struck upside the head by a lemon, which is wrapped around a large gold brick
4	You are fully healed
5	Point to an item. That item is now a duck.
6	Colorspray (ph 222)
7	Night falls
8	Clocks in the vicinity begin to tick backwards
9	Pick one weapon or shield. It can now speak. It is also a terrible coward.
10	Foulspawn (mm4p112)
11	Swap alignments with the player to your left.
12	Swap alignments with the player to your right.
13	Conjure Celestial (ph 225)
14	Any structure above or around you collapses
15	Your fingernails are replaced by talons
16	You’ve contracted lycanthropy
17	A snowstorm kicks up
18	Everyone is drunk
19	Everyone is high
20	You feel a rustling in your pack. When you open it, butterflies stream out.
21	Destructive Wave (ph 231)
22	Your God smiles upon you. Ask for a favor.
23	You are inexplicably drenched in blood.
24	Fabricate (ph 239)
25	You are convinced you’ve just become clairvoyant. You haven’t.
26	Your clothing turns to sand.
27	Your scent is now highly offensive to foxes. Any fox you encounter will attack immediately.
28	Enthrall (ph 238)
29	Poppies begin to sprout. Cue Wizard of Oz.
30	Fish fall from the sky.
31	Flesh to stone (ph 243)
32	You are suddenly weighed down with jewelry
33	Your pants have caught fire
34	The party is transformed into ravens
35	Glyph of warding (ph 245)
36	Everyone and everything is drenched in oil
37	Slugs fall from the sky
38	Hail begins to fall
39	Glibness (ph245)
40	You are overtaken with intense paranoia
41	You suddenly feel brash and overconfident
42	You and everything around you is coated in pollen
43	Hunger of Hadar (ph 251)
44	You transform into a swan for 1d4 turns
45	Vines sprout quickly and bind your ankles
46	Anything in your hands becomes a bowl of petunias
47	You’re suddenly very good at wood carving
48	Heroes’ Feast (ph 250)
49	A strange mark appears on your cheek
50	You are suddenly wearing a low-cut, backless dress
51	Your sexuality is reversed for Roll 1d4 days
52	Mordenkainens Magnificent Mansion (ph 261)
53	Your shoes are on the wrong feet
54	Any food items on your person combust
55	Honey pours out of your shoes.
56	You have the overwhelming urge to sing
57	You are pelted with smooth stones for Roll 4d4 damage
58	Gargoyle (mm4p115)
59	Your mouth inexplicably tastes of fish
60	You cough up a live goldfish
61	You sneeze and a butterfly flies out of your nose
62	Gorgon (mm4p143)
63	+500 gold
64	+1 intelligence
65	Ray of Enfeeblement (ph 271)
66	You lose feeling in your right leg for Roll 1d4 turns
67	You lose all pigmentation in your body
68	Storm of Vengeance (ph 279)
69	Open the player’s handbook. Find your race. You are now the race immediately following.
70	A dictionary falls on your head for 2d10 damage
71	You are struck mute for Roll 1d4 turns
72	A cat appears in your arms. The cat is hostile.
73	True Polymorph (ph 283)
74	For the next Roll 1d4 days, everyone you meet assumes you are a whore.
75	You have vivid hallucinations and believe you have seen your own death and that you were killed by a teacup
76	You have vivid hallucinations and believe that you are a teacup
77	You have vivid hallucinations and believe that everyone around you are teacups
78	Vicious Mockery (ph 285)
79	A flower crown appears on your head.
80	You are suddenly wearing stilletos
81	Something explodes
82	You are covered in daisies
83	Rose petals float to the ground around you
84	You and anyone within ten feet of you fall to the ground asleep
85	You are run through with a sword
86	Wish (ph 289)
87	Choose one person hostile to you. They believe they are a boulder for the next Roll 1d4 turns
88	Choose one ally. They believe they are a tree for the next Roll 1d4 turns
89	Cast a spell of your choosing
90	A cake falls from the sky
91	A cloud of bats swoop past
92	You are deafened for Roll 1d4 turns
93	Everyone present now has a rock in their shoe. Take one point of damage per turn until shoe has been taken off and shaken.
94	Helmed Horror (mm4p155)
95	The party is transformed into puppies
96	The party is transformed into ravens
97	One of you dies. Decide amongst yourselves.
98	Wings made of chains sprout from your shoulders. They are too heavy to fly.
99	You have a tail.
100	You are blinded for Roll 1d4 turns

1

Ettin (mm4p108)

2

One of your weapons has turned to rubber

3

You are struck upside the head by a lemon, which is wrapped around a large gold brick

4

You are fully healed

5

Point to an item. That item is now a duck.

6

Colorspray (ph 222)

7

Night falls

8

Clocks in the vicinity begin to tick backwards

9

Pick one weapon or shield. It can now speak. It is also a terrible coward.

10

Foulspawn (mm4p112)

11

Swap alignments with the player to your left.

12

Swap alignments with the player to your right.

13

Conjure Celestial (ph 225)

14

Any structure above or around you collapses

15

Your fingernails are replaced by talons

16

You’ve contracted lycanthropy

17

A snowstorm kicks up

18

Everyone is drunk

19

Everyone is high

20

You feel a rustling in your pack. When you open it, butterflies stream out.

21

Destructive Wave (ph 231)

22

Your God smiles upon you. Ask for a favor.

23

You are inexplicably drenched in blood.

24

Fabricate (ph 239)

25

You are convinced you’ve just become clairvoyant. You haven’t.

26

Your clothing turns to sand.

27

Your scent is now highly offensive to foxes. Any fox you encounter will attack immediately.

28

Enthrall (ph 238)

29

Poppies begin to sprout. Cue Wizard of Oz.

30

Fish fall from the sky.

31

Flesh to stone (ph 243)

32

You are suddenly weighed down with jewelry

33

Your pants have caught fire

34

The party is transformed into ravens

35

Glyph of warding (ph 245)

36

Everyone and everything is drenched in oil

37

Slugs fall from the sky

38

Hail begins to fall

39

Glibness (ph245)

40

You are overtaken with intense paranoia

41

You suddenly feel brash and overconfident

42

You and everything around you is coated in pollen

43

Hunger of Hadar (ph 251)

44

You transform into a swan for 1d4 turns

45

Vines sprout quickly and bind your ankles

46

Anything in your hands becomes a bowl of petunias

47

You’re suddenly very good at wood carving

48

Heroes’ Feast (ph 250)

49

A strange mark appears on your cheek

50

You are suddenly wearing a low-cut, backless dress

51

Your sexuality is reversed for Roll 1d4 days

52

Mordenkainens Magnificent Mansion (ph 261)

53

Your shoes are on the wrong feet

54

Any food items on your person combust

55

Honey pours out of your shoes.

56

You have the overwhelming urge to sing

57

You are pelted with smooth stones for Roll 4d4 damage

58

Gargoyle (mm4p115)

59

Your mouth inexplicably tastes of fish

60

You cough up a live goldfish

61

You sneeze and a butterfly flies out of your nose

62

Gorgon (mm4p143)

63

+500 gold

64

+1 intelligence

65

Ray of Enfeeblement (ph 271)

66

You lose feeling in your right leg for Roll 1d4 turns

67

You lose all pigmentation in your body

68

Storm of Vengeance (ph 279)

69

Open the player’s handbook. Find your race. You are now the race immediately following.

70

A dictionary falls on your head for 2d10 damage

71

You are struck mute for Roll 1d4 turns

72

A cat appears in your arms. The cat is hostile.

73

True Polymorph (ph 283)

74

For the next Roll 1d4 days, everyone you meet assumes you are a whore.

75

You have vivid hallucinations and believe you have seen your own death and that you were killed by a teacup

76

You have vivid hallucinations and believe that you are a teacup

77

You have vivid hallucinations and believe that everyone around you are teacups

78

Vicious Mockery (ph 285)

79

A flower crown appears on your head.

80

You are suddenly wearing stilletos

81

Something explodes

82

You are covered in daisies

83

Rose petals float to the ground around you

84

You and anyone within ten feet of you fall to the ground asleep

85

You are run through with a sword

86

Wish (ph 289)

87

Choose one person hostile to you. They believe they are a boulder for the next Roll 1d4 turns

88

Choose one ally. They believe they are a tree for the next Roll 1d4 turns

89

Cast a spell of your choosing

90

A cake falls from the sky

91

A cloud of bats swoop past

92

You are deafened for Roll 1d4 turns

93

Everyone present now has a rock in their shoe. Take one point of damage per turn until shoe has been taken off and shaken.

94

Helmed Horror (mm4p155)

95

The party is transformed into puppies

96

The party is transformed into ravens

97

One of you dies. Decide amongst yourselves.

98

Wings made of chains sprout from your shoulders. They are too heavy to fly.

99

You have a tail.

100

You are blinded for Roll 1d4 turns

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