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50Half Human, Half Horse, All Man - A defense of carnal relationships with beast races
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50As the party walks along their path they come across a wounded mating pair of jungle cats. One lays dying while the other stands over top of it to protect it. They will not peruse the party if they retreat.
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50Maps that theorize the locations of other gangs/ bandits safe houses.
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50Golden God Farmer: This golden-haired horse is cursed. It cannot stop running. It will always move as fast as the fastest horse, unless it is racing away/towards another fast-moving object. In that case, it will be slightly faster. If it stops running, it dies.
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50The Unalloyed - A group of xenophobic Dwarves that want to remove all non-Dwarves from Dwarven lands.
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50Attempts to wrestles beasts/animals before hitting them with a weapon.
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50Vileblight Seeds: Plant these at night next to a tree and wake up to black and yellow seed pods in the morning... growing on a dead tree. Smash one on your weapon before combat to deal scaling poison damage.
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50Edible Arrow - this can be shot and break like a normal arrow but is unrecoverable. Otherwise provides the effect of one goodberry with no time spoilage.
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50Four sand dwarves pop out of the sand in ambush. They thought you were raiders. They have dried, spiced meat to trade.
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50The Devils Shotglass: when used, the user gains the ability to speak and comprehend infernal for one hour, once per day. If it is used three times, the user's teeth become sharp, and their tongue forks like a snake.
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50Svylren - Demon lord of the lost and desperate. Often appears to sailors lost at sea, or travelers lost in the wilds, whispering false directions and driving them mad with desperation. Once the madness has caused them to isolate themselves further from rescue, or murder their companions, Svylren moves in, to feed on the remaining survivors.
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50You receive a small token hides your evil nature as long as it is against your skin. However, if any good/neutral magic-user (divine or arcane) sees the token, they instantly recognize what it does.
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50Pantheon - War is an Art form. Pantheon are weapons specialists. If you want to kill a lot of people and look like a mythical god doing it, Buy Pantheon.
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50A Pegasus, flying calmly and fitted with a saddle and armour
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50A tiny stuffed animal made to look like a pitch black leopard. Its eyes glow in the dark.
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50God of Pickles and Relish - An ancient deity worshipped by pickle-lovers everywhere, this god is said to be responsible for blessing all kinds of delicious pickled vegetables and condiments.
This d100 table presents funny gods from the medieval era. It includes a wide variety of deities, ranging from the ridiculous to the absurd! From an ancient god of pickles and relish to a goddess of lost socks, each deity listed will provide a humorous twist on traditional medieval belief systems. With tags such as "goofy," "quirky," and "absurd," this table is sure to bring some laughs for any game set in a fantasy world with a medieval feel!
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