Wicked Witch Of Randomness Afflictions

You become obsessed with finding small trinkets.

You hear voices around you reminding you of emberassing moments from your childhood.

You become convinced that you are the wicked witch in disguise, and want to make a dramatic opening.

You have a strange desire to eat armor.

You forget where you are and what your mission is.

You become convinced that you missed something very important.

Your hands turn into tentacles. You're sure that this is always how they've been.

Your hair becomes absurdly long.

You grow horns.

You become a proud arsonist.

You become colorblind. You cannot see red.

You grow a very large and fuzzy beard.

Your third eye opens. You are convinced that you know a greater truth. You don't.

You become obsessed with money.

Your skin turns blue.

You believe that you are a werewolf that is about to turn. You aren't.

You heal 2d8 HP.