Varrin's Chaotic Meals d100 Table
When a character eats one of Varrin's meals, roll a d100 and apply the corresponding effect. All effects are temporary, with durations varying from 1 minute to 1 week.
| Roll | Result |
|---|---|
| 1 | Disadvantage on saving throws against spells for 1 day. |
| 2 | Cannot regain hit points through magical means for 1 day. |
| 3 | Movement speed reduced by 10 feet for 1 week. |
| 4 | Disadvantage on all attack rolls for 1 day. |
| 5 | Lose proficiency in one skill (DM’s choice) for 1 week. |
| 6 | Cannot cast spells for 1 day. |
| 7 | Gain one level of exhaustion for 1 week. |
| 8 | Vulnerability to a random damage type for 1 day. |
| 9 | Cannot benefit from short rests for 1 day. |
| 10 | Disadvantage on ability checks for 1 day. |
| 11 | Disadvantage on Dexterity saving throws for 1 hour. |
| 12 | Disadvantage on Wisdom saving throws for 1 hour. |
| 13 | Disadvantage on Constitution saving throws for 1 hour. |
| 14 | -2 to initiative for 1 day. |
| 15 | -1 to AC for 1 hour. |
| 16 | Lose hit points (immediate effect). |
| 17 | Cannot speak for 1 hour. |
| 18 | Blinded for 1 minute. |
| 19 | Deafened for 1 hour. |
| 20 | Frightened of the nearest creature for 1 minute. |
| 21 | -1 to attack rolls for 1 hour. |
| 22 | Movement speed reduced by 5 feet for 1 hour. |
| 23 | Disadvantage on Perception checks for 1 hour. |
| 24 | Cannot use bonus actions for 1 minute. |
| 25 | Cannot use reactions for 1 minute. |
| 26 | Drop whatever you are holding (immediate effect). |
| 27 | Sneeze uncontrollably for 1 minute. |
| 28 | Hiccup for 1 hour. |
| 29 | Itchiness causes distraction, -1 to concentration checks for 1 hour. |
| 30 | Bad breath, -1 to Charisma checks for 1 hour. |
| 31 | Speak only in whispers for 1 hour. |
| 32 | Compelled to tell the truth for 1 day. |
| 33 | Uncontrollable laughter for 1 minute. |
| 34 | Hair turns a bright color for 1 day. |
| 35 | Skin itches, must scratch every minute for 1 hour. |
| 36 | Voice becomes high-pitched for 1 hour. |
| 37 | Cannot stop dancing for 1 minute. |
| 38 | Must shout when speaking for 1 hour. |
| 39 | Obsessed with cleaning for 1 day. |
| 40 | Afraid of water for 1 day. |
| 41 | +1 to attack rolls for 1 hour. |
| 42 | Movement speed increased by 5 feet for 1 hour. |
| 43 | Advantage on Perception checks for 1 hour. |
| 44 | Can use an additional bonus action once in the next hour. |
| 45 | Can use an additional reaction once in the next hour. |
| 46 | Regain hit points (immediate effect). |
| 47 | Gain temporary hit points equal to your level for 1 hour. |
| 48 | Advantage on initiative for 1 day. |
| 49 | +1 to AC for 1 minute. |
| 50 | Resistance to a random damage type for 1 hour. |
| 51 | Advantage on Dexterity saving throws for 1 hour. |
| 52 | Advantage on Wisdom saving throws for 1 hour. |
| 53 | Advantage on Constitution saving throws for 1 hour. |
| 54 | +2 to initiative for 1 day. |
| 55 | +1 to AC for 1 hour. |
| 56 | Regain hit points (immediate effect). |
| 57 | Can speak with animals for 1 hour. |
| 58 | Darkvision for 1 day. |
| 59 | Resistance to poison damage for 1 day. |
| 60 | Can cast a random cantrip at will for 1 hour (DM chooses). |
| 61 | Advantage on all saving throws for 1 hour. |
| 62 | Can regain hit points through magical means even if normally unable for 1 day. |
| 63 | Movement speed increased by 10 feet for 1 week. |
| 64 | Advantage on all attack rolls for 1 hour. |
| 65 | Gain proficiency in one skill for 1 week. |
| 66 | Can cast spells even if normally unable for 1 day. |
| 67 | Remove one level of exhaustion (immediate effect). |
| 68 | Resistance to a chosen damage type for 1 week. |
| 69 | Can benefit from an additional short rest per day for 1 week. |
| 70 | Advantage on ability checks for 1 hour. |
| 71 | Speak in a charming accent for 1 hour. |
| 72 | Compelled to compliment others for 1 day. |
| 73 | Uncontrollable giggles for 1 minute. |
| 74 | Hair turns a stylish color for 1 day. |
| 75 | Skin glows faintly, providing dim light in a 5-foot radius for 1 hour. |
| 76 | Voice becomes soothing for 1 hour. |
| 77 | Graceful movements, +1 to Dexterity checks for 1 hour. |
| 78 | Must whisper secrets for 1 hour. |
| 79 | Obsessed with organizing for 1 day. |
| 80 | Fascinated by water for 1 day. |
| 81 | +2 to one ability score of your choice for 1 hour. |
| 82 | Can cast a random 1st-level spell once in the next hour (DM chooses). |
| 83 | Gain the benefits of the Alert feat for 1 day. |
| 84 | Immunity to the frightened condition for 1 day. |
| 85 | Can see invisible creatures for 1 hour. |
| 86 | Can breathe underwater for 1 day. |
| 87 | Gain a flying speed equal to your walking speed for 1 minute. |
| 88 | Regain all expended spell slots once in the next day. |
| 89 | Gain the benefits of a long rest in only 1 hour, once in the next week. |
| 90 | Your next critical hit deals triple damage instead of double, within the next day. |
| 91 | +2 to all ability scores for 1 day. |
| 92 | Can cast a random 2nd-level spell once per day for 1 week (DM chooses). |
| 93 | Gain the benefits of the Lucky feat for 1 week. |
| 94 | Immunity to poison and disease for 1 week. |
| 95 | Can turn invisible at will for 1 hour. |
| 96 | Gain telepathy with a range of 60 feet for 1 day. |
| 97 | Your attacks ignore resistance for 1 day. |
| 98 | Regain 1 hit point at the start of each turn for 1 week. |
| 99 | Can cast revivify once without material components in the next week. |
| 100 | You can choose to succeed on one saving throw automatically, once in the next week. |