Opus insult table
A list of quotes from a variety of sources: Victorian slang William Shakespeare Agatha Christie Kurt Vonnegut Oscar Wilde George Orwell Charles Dickens Iris Owens Mark Twain J.R.R. Tolkien Jane Austen G.A. Aiken TheGarp
| Roll | Result |
|---|---|
| 1-4 | Were I like thee, I'd throw away myself |
| 5-8 | There's no more faith in thee than a stewed prune |
| 9-12 | More of your conversation would infect my brain |
| 13-16 | You are as a candle, the better part burnt out |
| 17-20 | He has not so much brain as earwax |
| 21-24 | How now, woolsack |
| 25-28 | All hat and no cattle |
| 29-32 | You fibble fussbudget |
| 33-36 | If your brains were dynamite there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off |
| 37-40 | You would make a lovely corpse |
| 41-44 | You are simply a hole in the air |
| 45-48 | You see, but you do not observe |
| 49-52 | Your hair wants cutting |
| 53-56 | If looks could kill, you'd soon find out that yours couldn't |
| 57-60 | The simplicity of your character makes you exquisitely incomprehensible to me |
| 61-64 | You speak an infinite deal of nothing |
| 65-68 | You would make a good lamp post if you’d weather better and didn’t have to eat |
| 69-72 | If I was as ignorant as you I wouldn’t let on |
| 73-76 | I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve |
| 77-80 | I desire that we be better strangers |
| 81-84 | If you will forgive me for being personal... I do not like your face |
| 85-88 | Did you expect me to rejoice in the inferiority of your circumstances? |
| 89-92 | Are you in great physical pain, or is that your thinking expression? |
| 93-96 | I envy everyone you have never met |
| 97-100 | You are impossibel to under estimate |