mushroom eating table

the mushroom tastes like off milk as soon as it hits your tongue leaving a lingering distaste and causing you to take 4D4 poison damage

the mushroom has an earthy flavour that equates to eating dirt. appx 2 minutes after eating the mushroom you gain an earsplitting headache that causes disadvantage on intelligence and wisdom rolls for 10 minutes

the mushroom tastes sweet like sugar, that leaves a tingly feeling on your tongue that slowly travels around your body as you begin feeling wobbly all over and take 2d4 psychic damage and gain disadvantage on all dexterity rolls due to your newly wobbly nature for 1 hour

the mushroom sets your mouth on fire with its spice, but overall does nothing and leaves you feeling satisfied and happy

the mushroom has a weirdly fishy taste to it that makes you gag when you put it in your mouth. Roll CON save (DC 15) if not made immediately shit yourself that gives you disadvantage on stealth (due to smell) until you clean yourself up (max 1 day)

the mushroom has an earthy aroma and taste and leaves you feeling satisfied and full

the mushroom has a strong garlicky taste that gives you the most pungent garlic breath imaginable causing everyone within 10ft of you to take 1d4 poison damage from your horrid breath

the mushroom itself tastes like nothing, but burns as it goes down your oesophagus and as soon as it hits your stomach causes you to retch, before vomiting uncontrollably for 2 minutes straight (unable to do anything else during this time)

the mushroom tastes like the sweetest, sourest, earthiest, spiciest candy you've ever had and makes your head hurt so bad that for 2 hours you forget how to speak common and revert to speaking your original language

the mushroom makes you screw up your face with its bitterness, giving you a headache that allows you to spit acid for 20 minutes doing 1D8 acid damage to whatever it hits and 1D4 damage to you as it exits your mouth

mushroom tastes like an earthy batch of beans, that leaves you full and happy, but 10 minutes after eating you begin farting loudly giving you disadvantage on stealth for the next 4 hours

this mushroom tastes awful and the texture is as though you just put hair in your mouth, but you feel a tingle go through your body as you swallow, and you can suddenly understand what the birds in the trees are saying. (allows speak with animals for 1hr)

the mushroom tastes of iron and you see a golden liquid pour out of where you bit the mushroom like ichor, and you feel a rush of healing magic pulse through you and gain 1D6 healing

the mushroom has the most delicious umami flavour that seems to boost your spirits, and you feel yourself boost, you gain advantage on CON saves for 30 mins

the mushroom weirdly tastes like the most juicy tender steak you have ever had in your life, and you feel yourself bolden, giving you a +2 to attacks for the next 10 minutes

the mushroom seems to taste of nothing before flaring to life in your mouth overwhelmingly spicy, but seems to do nothing else

the mushroom tastes of seaweed and salt, and you feel your lungs flutter and small gills morph into your neck, you gain water breathing for 20 minutes

the mushroom tastes of lemon, leaving a slightly bitter aftertaste in your mouth but doing seemingly nothing else

the mushroom tastes of pure sugar and you feel as though a spark goes through your body as time seems to slow, and your thoughts run quickly, casting haste on yourself (double speed, +2 to AC, Advantage on DEX saves, and an additional action on each turn (not a magic action) for 1 minute)

the mushroom tastes like charcoal and burnt toast as soon as it hits your tongue, despite it being uncooked, after the taste begins to lessen you feel as though your tongue is made of iron and you gain immunity to all poisons for the next 3 days

the mushroom melts in your mouth and leaves you with the feeling of having just taken a sip of tea that was the perfect temperature and like velvet in your mouth, and you feel at peace and though you can take on anything, and gain a temporary 10 HP increase to your max HP until your next long rest

the mushroom tastes sweetly of honey, and as it hits your tongue a large burst of divine healing magic erupts out from you in affecting 6 allies (can include yourself) allowing them to heal 5D8 each