Customer Service Vibe Check
Roll for customer service attitude.
by Anonymous2 years ago
| Roll | Result |
|---|---|
| 1-2 | Fuck you in particular. -cancels your membership, fired but worth it- |
| 3-10 | Fuck this place. -roll , 1-5 means quit- |
| 11-20 | That sounds like a "you" problem. -walks away- |
| 21-30 | Here's the billing department number. No I can't do anything else. Go away. |
| 31-40 | -sigh- Can I help you? |
| 41-50 | Hello. Thank you. |
| 51-75 | Hi there. How you doing? |
| 76-85 | I'd be happy to help you today. |
| 86-93 | Thank you for coming in! |
| 94-99 | Always such a pleasure to see you! |
| 100 | Of course you can have my kidney! |