Curses/Yippies

You hear the voice of the last person you killed

Your weapons gain sentience and begin berating every attack you make

You must ask before being able to enter any building, without permission you are blocked by an invisible force

If you see a knot you must untie it, you cannot resist it until the curse ends

You cannot sit down, attempting to will have you legs lock in position until you try to stand up back up

You think you contain the force of several atomic bombs and think you will explode any minute and are paranoid about it for the rest of the session

You see yourself rotting away

You must seek out the nearest form of cheese

You can't contain your laughter and will laugh any time when it's not appropriate

You can no longer lie

You think grass isn't real

You can break the 4th wall but Chronos will talk to you as well

You become extremely germaphobic

You think everyone is afraid of you

You turn into a Caoraa

You suddenly gain a cockney accent, you cannot get rid of it

You suddenly gain a scouse accent, you cannot get rid of it

You suddenly gain a boston accent, you cannot get rid of it

You suddenly gain a kermit voice, you cannot get rid of it and if anyone asks you must say you have a frog in your throat

You and only you can see a cub owlbear that speaks fluent common, no one else sees it and thinks your losing your mind

You believe you are a long dead adventurer called Drizzt Do'Urden

You think you have raging haemorrhoids, you don't

You think you need a massive yule log monster of a shit, but you are constipated

You become obsessed with an item in your inventory, the item in question is your choice

You must say a catchphrase before every attack, the catchphrase is up to you but must be consistent for the rest of the session

You think you don't need to breathe and every now and then stop breathing until you start automatically again

You think your part of a secret organization and want to tell people about it but think you've been brainwashed to be unable to say their name directly or their ideals

Your weapon is now glued to your hand, you have to deal with it being stuck to your hand for the rest of the session, if anyone asks you have to say your in a sticky situation

You think you are a frog, that everything is made up of frogs and can only talk in ribbits, you speak fluent common but with ribbits

You shrink to 3"4, if your already this tall you grow to 6"

You gain short term memory loss

Every 10 minutes you feel a drop of water on your skin, you do not know where it's coming from

You grow a third eye somewhere on your body, roll a d6, 1 = left arm, 2 = right arm, 3 = left leg, 4 = right leg, 5 = forehead, 6 = crotch, if it's on your forehead you gain advantage with ranged weapons

You must hold a weapon like old doom, directly in the center in front of you, you gain disadvantage on to hit

Your cock gains sentience and becomes a member of the party, everyone thinks it's always been a member, in combat it has a basic unarmed attack and is in the same position as the cursed

You think you have testicular torsion

Everything tastes of corn

You think your a sleeper agent that just got activated and that another member is a double agent for Chronos

You think you invented you invented sandwiches and must tell everyone about it

You think you are a bucket, you can only communicate through clanks and clonks

If you fail an investigation check to look for an enemy you have to say "must of been the wind"

You become a pacifist activist

You have to be nice to everyone

Your legs don't want to stop moving, your always 5 foot over where you want to stop

You become owen wilson and can only communicate in several variations of "Wow"

You must skip when you walk

You have the uncontrollable urge to taste everything

You must make dad jokes every sentence

Your smelling is reversed, horrible smelling things are stupidly nice smelling, nice smelling things are disgusting

You must begin every sentence with "WELP"

You gain advantage for all saving throws

You gain an extra 10ft movement speed from your legs growing to double their size

You gain an extra 10ft distance to all ranged and melee attacks from your arms growing to double their size

Immune to Psionic damage for 24 hours

+2 to a single ability score of your choice

You can breathe underwater for the rest of the session but have gills on your face

You gain an hour of flight but must carry around a massive heavy jetpack, you cannot put it down even when sleeping

You gain advantage on all persuasion and deception rolls

You gain advantage on intimidation rolls as everyone thinks your a short troll

You gain advantage on strength throws, however if you fail one your strength stat is reduced to 6 due to your muscles exploding

You feel an overwhelming urge to protect the other members of your party at all costs

You are constantly erect, you think this is normal but everyone else thinks you have a monster dong

You think if you look at anyone they'll turn to stone, but they don't, they just think your fucking weird

You think anything you touch turns to gold, it doesn't

You think anything you touch will turn to dust, it doesn't

You become narcisistic and think you are the perfect embodiment of your species

You creak with every step and can feel your bones sliding together, there isn't anything wrong with you

Everything you say must rhyme otherwise you’ll take 1 point of damage each time.

You think your the last of your species and you must breed with anyone to continue your species

You get abducted by aliens but everyone thinks your ascending to heaven

You become obsessed with explosions and need to see one

You think your hungover and have done things you don't remember the previous night and must go on a side quest to go and make amends

You are struck by lightning and become extremely clumsy for the rest of the session, you also gain disadvantage on acrobatics and athletics checks

You think a terrible prophecy will come to pass and will do anything to try to stop it

You fall in love with a party member of your choice

You believe the nearest animal is speaking common and telling you to do horrible acts

You believe your the party's accountant and must take the party's money into account of everything they do

You gain a lisp

You think your 96 years old and about to kick the bucket

You think your being haunted by a ghost that is advertising to you the latest bathbomb

You think you are immortal and cannot die

You believe your a mermaid and must find the nearest source of water to bathe in or you'll die

You think your hair is going grey

You believe you are incredibly frail and can die from a single hit

You think you are the party's walking talking calculator but every math equation you do gives the wrong answer

You believe the number 3 is a myth

You become deathly afraid of numbers

You believe your a time traveller from 2024 and must stop someone from becoming president but you don't know who

You believe Chronos is your saviour

You think your the richest person on the current planet

You refer to everyone as Sir or Madam but for the wrong genders

You think your a king from a far away nation preparing for war

You need to piss every 10 minutes

You think you have a second murderous personality and that they'll takeover your body any second

You think your slowly turning into stone

You think you can only move when unobserved, if you see someone looking at you, you cannot move, you can still talk

You think your legs don't work anymore and that you need a wheelchair

You believe you've grown a second penis that is larger than your original

You think your about to turn into a mindless giant that will rampage through cities

You believe you are a VERY tall midget