Curses

You must speak in an accent of the DM’s choosing for a minute (in-game).

You must speak in another character’s voice to the best of your ability.

You believe you’re becoming a lycanthrope. Roll on the lycanthrope table.

Whenever you attempt to make a deception check, your character quietly whispers “I’m lying.” This causes your check to be rolled at disadvantage.

You believe anything you say is true. When you make a deception check, you forget shortly afterwards that it was a bluff (unless reminded) and act accordingly as if it were actually true.

Your clothes constantly feel uncomfortable in the way they sit on your body, it’s very annoying.

A song of the DM’s choosing plays every time you move.

You must spell out the last word of every sentence. S E N T E N C E.

You may only refer to yourself in the third person.

A duck comes to rest on your head and cannot be persuaded to leave. Even if killed, another duck will find its way onto your head within the hour.

Every step you take, you jingle as if you were carrying a sack full to bursting with coins.

You believe it is the middle of the night during a full moon, you must howl at the moon.

You believe you are another species. Roll on the species table.

Your legs become jelly, or feel as if they do.

You continuously stub your toe, and take 1d4 toe stub damage each time.

Your bottom half becomes that of an animal, roll on the beast table to see which animal your bottom half becomes.

You see everything in greyscale.

You are now in a noir detective show from the 1950s-60’s. DM, play Femme fatale by Francia Jazzline Orchestra.

You constantly smell burning rubber.

All players swap bodies. Note: Classes and backgrounds are tied to a character’s soul, racial traits are tied to their bodies.

You can only walk backward.

You believe you are the God of Dirt.

You become frightened of yourself.

You believe everyone around you is completely nude.

You become allergic to yourself.

You literally gain two left feet.

You shrink down to the size of a field mouse.

You turn into a random object, roll on the object table.

You gain a random animal part. Roll a d6 to determine which body part you gain, and roll on the beast table to determine which animal the part comes from.

You see the world upside down.

Your center of gravity shifts to a random direction, roll a d4 to determine right, left, forward, or backward.

You see all colors as a dog would (Dogs can make out yellow and blue, and combinations of those colors).

Everything you own becomes 2 times heavier.

You hear the voice of someone you killed talking to you.

Your body rolls up like that of a roly-poly, you can only move by rolling.

You gain the urge to bite someone’s arm. Roll a d4 or d6 to determine who.

Whenever someone speaks a language the PC speaks, it sounds like they’re yelling. (Roll to determine the language).

You swap to the opposite gender. (If gender neutral, flip a coin)

You believe yourself to be a level 20 wizard.

You swap heights with a party member.

You swap minds with your alternate campaign (universe) character.

You cannot perceive anything behind you.

You believe you are the nearest fey creature, roll on the fey table.

You believe the Feywild is fake and part of some elaborate practical joke.

You must do your best impression of Champion Ettanras “Ettie” Cherrypit, Bane of the Undead. You may ask her player (the DM) to do her voice/character as many times as needed.

All of your phalanges turn into thumbs. This lowers all DEX checks by 3. When this wears off, all the thumbs fall off and your fingers and toes grow back “Deadpool-style”.

You are slightly magnetized, metal objects will slowly be dragged towards you.

You must manually breathe, make a CON save when attempting to do other actions. If the CON save is failed, you pass out and your body returns to automatic breathing.

You must say the opposite of what you mean. For example, if one wishes to say they like ale, they will instead say they despise ale. In other words, you can only lie.

You constantly see the hat man lurking in the shadows.

You can’t remember anyone’s names and you feel too embarrassed to ask again.

A small deva version of yourself appears on your right shoulder, likewise, a small devil version of yourself appears on your left shoulder. They will constantly try to persuade you in your actions, the deva wanting you to perform “good” actions, while the devil wants you to perform “evil” actions. Only you can see and hear these entities.

You must loudly narrate everything you do.

You must moonwalk everywhere.

You are convinced that everything you do is a crime punishable by death.

You sense that someone is following you.

You are convinced that another member of your party exists, but is nowhere to be found (they don’t exist).

You constantly share fun facts.

You think you understand and can speak all languages.

You need glasses.

Your face morphs into the shape of the humanoid you love most.

You believe you are a lizard and assume the stats of a lizard.

You become two-dimensional.

Your bones feel squishy, they aren’t. But they feel so squishy…

You have athlete's foot (a common skin infection of the feet caused by a fungus. Signs and symptoms often include itching, scaling, cracking and redness.)

You believe gravity is reversed.

You lose all of your hair.

You believe people can see your thoughts in a bubble above your head.

You grow a pickle on your body, if it is removed, a new one will grow in a different spot.

You believe you cannot close your mouth.

You believe everyone has grown an inch taller. Or have you shrunk?

You believe it is raining cats and dogs, literally.

You have red/white color blindness.

You cannot tie shoelaces, but you can tie everything else extremely well.

You pronounce all w’s as v’s. Vater, Vet, Vaiter, Vish, etc.

You do not believe that dragons actually exist and will go so far as to prove the dragon is a very powerful series of damage and illusion spells. Cannot be convinced otherwise.

Your bladder becomes extremely small.

You believe you are safe as long as a rope is tied to you.

You believe you are the only one who actually has magic, everyone else is just faking it.

You narrate all of your thoughts and feelings.

You are a magic user but do not believe magic is real.

You must follow a weird or obscure custom, such as disrobing before entering someone's home, not eating before the host grants explicit permission, drinking wine from a bowl, saluting a foe before combat, etc.

You are terrified of locks.

You believe everything is about you. Not necessarily as an asshole, just grandiose. Ex. "Oh, I feel so terrible orcs attacked this village just to try to get at me. If only I had given myself up to them, the rest of you might have been spared!"

You cannot cast spells while someone is watching.

You must follow orders from “motherly” characters or NPCs. When given an order by this person, make a WIS save to resist.

You believe you are a different race, you’re not. Roll on the species table.

You become extremely afraid of chickens.

You believe you are the physical embodiment of a god who has been punished with mortality.

You get an extreme craving for a certain race’s bones. Roll on the species table.

You are afraid of the dark.

You believe you are an extremely talented musician/singer, you’re not.

You hate the feeling of gold and refuse to touch it.

You believe the undead have rights just like everyone else. You cannot be convinced otherwise.

You interpret everything as a pun or innuendo.

You roll your eyes whenever someone asks you to do something, or commands you to do something.

You believe that all phlegm is miniature ooze and slime monsters that are trying to kill you.

You are terrified of creatures within the small size category.

You can only respond to questions in 10 words or less.

You can break the fourth wall and speak to the DM directly.