Clothing Randomizer
You've reached into The Wizard's closet! What will you wear
| Roll | Result |
|---|---|
| 1-2 | Heart-patterned underwear (disadvantage on CHA) |
| 3-4 | Penguin suit |
| 5-6 | 2-person horse costume |
| 7-8 | Inflatable T-rex suit |
| 9-10 | Superhero costume (just a little too small) |
| 11-12 | Clogs of Perpetual Dancing (you will dance at all times) |
| 13-14 | Children's sailor suit |
| 15-16 | Uniform of your least favorite sports team |
| 17-18 | Plate Mail |
| 19-20 | 2009 emo chic |
| 21-22 | A tastefully placed fig leaf |
| 23-24 | A green ribbon around the neck (decapitated if removed) |
| 25-26 | Unlucky outfit (1-5 counts as a critical fail for you and all other creatures in the same room) |
| 27-28 | Nurse's outfit (unsexy) |
| 29-30 | Nightvision goggles |
| 31-32 | Maids/butlers outfit |
| 33-34 | Cursed Luxstone outfit (see dnd beyond) |
| 35-36 | Your dad's favorite Hawaiian shirt. The one he always wore on vacation that you always hated |
| 37-38 | Mr. Blobby suit |
| 39-40 | Fursuit (your choice of animal) |
| 41-42 | Powder blue suit |
| 43-44 | A Crop top, booty shorts, and roller blades |
| 45-46 | Solid gold robes (you are encumbered) |
| 47-48 | BBC Sherlock Cosplay (adv on investigation and deception checks, disadvantage on all other CHA based checks) |
| 49-50 | The Wizard's exact robes |
| 51-52 | PJ set (confers benefits of long rest each hour) |
| 53-54 | Lava suit (all magical attacks inflict fire damage. You are immune to cold damage) |
| 55-56 | Igloo suit (all magical attacks inflict ice damage. You are immune to fire damage) |
| 57-58 | Nurse's outfit (sexy) |
| 59-69 | Cinderblock suit (+5 to melee dmg, -10ft movement speed) |
| 61-62 | Robe of Useless Items (see dnd beyond) |
| 63-64 | Helm of disjunction (see dnd beyond) |
| 65-66 | Petitioner's jacket (sports the symbol of a worthy cause. hostile creatures will always target others first when possible) |
| 67-68 | Dryad's morph suit. You look (unconvincingly) like a dryad. (Cast druidcraft spell at will) |
| 69-70 | Vest of hovering (cast levitate spell on self at will |
| 71-72 | Aquarium Tunic (gives same effect as potion of warerbreathing while wearing. patterned garishly with tropical fish) |
| 73-74 | Pink panther costume (adv on stealth and slight of hand checks) |
| 75-76 | Alchemist's gauntlets (you gain access to the Experimental Elixir artificer feature. Usable times) |
| 77-78 | Master Scribes Robes (unflattering, but grants the wearer the ability to read, write, and and understand all writing) |
| 79-80 | Invisibility cloak (you have the benefits of the invisibility spell while wearing it) |
| 81-82 | Tartan wizards robes (you gain access to the Barbarian class's rage ability (2 uses), does not affect your ability to cast spells) |
| 83-84 | Pirate outfit (you may summon a parrot companion. times, you may cast augury and the parrot will respond 'weal,' 'woe', or 'weal and woe,' or nothing |
| 85-86 | Anchor arms (STR becomes 20.) |
| 87-88 | Flattering Robes (adv. on any skill check using CHA) |
| 88-90 | Minstrel's attire (as an action, target creature must pass a DC 10 CHA check or be seduced by the wearer. Only works on creatures that are mature for their species and can understand at least 1 language (does not need to be shared with wearer)) |
| 91-92 | Amulet of x-ray vision |
| 93-94 | Foam Bigby's Hand ( uses of Bigby's Hand spell) |
| 95-96 | Robe of Useful Items (see dnd beyond) |
| 97-98 | Minotaur mask and loincloth ( wildshape uses) |
| 99-100 | Diadem of knowledge (automatically succeed on all INT-based skill checks) |