Bag of Beans

You grow feathers all over your body.

Your skin turns a sickly green, and you grow gills on either side of your neck.

Your skin glows, creating an aura of light 25 feet around you.

Every hair on your body immediately quadruples in length.

Your skin turns to gray, flaky stone.

The bones in your fingers turn soft, making you unable to use your fingers.

Eyes of random shape, size, type, and color appear all over your body.

Thorns grow on every part of exposed skin.

Mushrooms grow from your scalp and your head becomes a habitat for fungus.

Your hands and feet become very sticky.

Your body is constantly soaking wet.

Your skin turns transparent.

Your hair turns to worms.

All of the hair on your body falls off.

Every breath you exhale is now a light flurry of snow.

You can only communicate verbally by singing.

Your skin becomes burning hot to the touch and sets anything that touches it on fire.

Your skin becomes freezing cold to the touch and covers anything that touches it to ice.

You fart uncontrollably.

You grow several extra sets of ears on your head. They do not have the ability to hear.

You grow scales all over your body.

Your hands shrink to half their normal size.

Painful blisters grow on your feet.

Your tongue grows to 3 feet in length. You can control it as precisely as you like.

Your entire body becomes somewhat rubbery, almost like your body is a water bed.

You grow a pig snout.

Your skin turns a sickly shade of yellow and your skin and hair become slimy.

Your breath smells awful.

All of your skin itches, but only slightly.

Your skin becomes sand.

You grow a tail.

Your skin turns into bark.

You grow a beak on your face.

You have the irresistible urge to dance.

You cannot speak and can only make various animal and creature sounds.

Your arms turn into tree branches.

You grow several other arms, all functional.

Your ears grow until they are touching the ground.

Your hands turn into cheese. If any part is removed, it grows back within seconds.

Your hair turns to cooked spaghetti. If any is removed, it grows back within seconds.

Your hands and feet becomes extremely slippery and you find it incredibly difficult to hold on to anything or stand still.

Your nose falls off.

Your nose grows a few inches outward, and continues to grow whenever you lie.

Your fingers turn into sausages.

Your fingernails grow to a foot in length.

Your toenails grow to a foot in length.

All the hair on your head becomes thick and grows until it touches the ground.

You vomit uncontrollably.

Your skin turns orange and items and creatures bounce off of you when they touch your skin.

Your skin turns purple and can be manipulated like clay, but cannot be removed.

You grow long dark bangs and become convinced that nobody understands you.

You smolder when you speak every other sentence.

The ends of your fingers turn into two smaller fingers, and the ends of those fingers turn into two smaller fingers, on and on until the smallest fingers are a millimeter wide.

All your joints can rotate and move 360 degrees.

Your limbs can stretch up to 4 times their normal length.

Your legs turn invisible.

Your body becomes flimsy and somewhat inflated. You are moved very easily by the wind.

All your teeth fall out.

All your teeth turn into sharp fangs.

Your lips fuse together.

Your lips turn pink and you have the irresistible urge to kiss everyone you see.

Your arms turn into whips.

Your skin turns yellow with large, swollen purple spots all over.

Your skin turns to embers.

Your body turns into chocolate. Any part that is removed grows back within seconds.

Your eyelashes grow several inches.

Your eyebrows grow until they are so thick they cover your forehead.

Your hair turns into very chatty, very judgemental snakes.

You can only speak like Patrick Warburton.

You can only refer to yourself in the third person.

You end every sentence with "yo mamma!"

Your hair turns to black sludge.

Your neck grows several feet in length.

You grow thick, fuzzy fur all over your body.

You grow rabbit ears and a rabbit tail.

Your teeth become extra strong and hard.

Your toes grow to several feet in length.

Your hands and feet turn into fins.

The lower half of your body turns into a snake body.

You grow a glorious lion's mane.

Your skin becomes covered in tiny little illusory holes. Occasionally, a gopher peeks out of one and giggles at you.

You have retractable Wolverine-like claws.

Your clothing becomes skin tight and form fitting.

Your feet turn into wheels.

You grow several extra legs, all functional.

Your torso and neck turn into a guitar that can be played.

You sweat uncontrollably.

You are covered in pigeon poop. It cannot be removed.

Bubbles continuously come out of your mouth.

Your hair turns into foam. It cannot be removed, even in pieces.

Scales cover your entire body.

Your hands turn into hairbrushes.

Your legs turn into mist. You can only hover, and your speed is the same.

Your hair turns into yarn.

You become grotesquely muscular and call everyone "babe".

Your skin turns into fabric.

Your skin turns pink and you uncontrollably wink at everyone around you.

Your skin turns to leaves.

You grow a large talking mole with a face on your cheek.

Whenever you run, your legs spin in blurry circles. Your speed does not change.