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50The local authorities have declared jubilee - all old debts owed are cancelled.
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50The fish dagger: a cursed +1 dagger with a hilt that looks like a fish and a newspaper sheath. When unsheathed the user must pass a Dex save. If failed they are slapped in the face by the tail and use up a standard action. If they pass, the user can squirt water out of the dagger.
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50A small sandbar out in the middle of nowhere. The sand is a strange, black stuff that is coarse and jagged. There are no features upon this island save the sand. Below, however, lies an ancient, nameless city ruled by a titanic bipedal frog creautre and peopled by a vicious, primitive group of merfolk who worship this creature as a god. The sandbar is the very tip of the creature's temple, which has a roof like a ziggurate the is held up by massive basalt pillars. At night, the followers surface and howl at the moon praises to their god below. Once per week, they claw their way to the center of the island and sacrifice one of their fellow worshippers along with any intruders.
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50Who are these stupid awful people talking to me right now?
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50A face carved of stone who’s visage resembles that of a screaming woman. Supposedly, anyone who sleeps near it is said to attract death and have horrible nightmares of a woman whispering about their own personal hell. This is really not the case. It just so happens that the previous owner is stupidly paranoid. It’s just a creepy looking rock. Still pretty though.
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50You spend far too much of your free time assembling 100 item randomized tables of various things (vampire mannerisms, dragon middle names, etc).
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50A dried up river or stream, with the remains of a long forgotten exodus. Bones stick up through the mud at strange angles.
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50Mask of Mimicry: This mask may resemble a feathery Raven, or any bird of paradise. The wearer is granted the Mimicry ability, that it can perform at will.
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50Backstreet organ trader; I sell you guills, you breathe under water! You don't need lungs anymore! I take lungs now guills come next week!
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50Hobgoblin Skull: call a squat of 12 hobgoblins once a month ready to be employed as mercenaries
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50Half Human, Half Horse, All Man - A defense of carnal relationships with beast races
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50Golden God Farmer: This golden-haired horse is cursed. It cannot stop running. It will always move as fast as the fastest horse, unless it is racing away/towards another fast-moving object. In that case, it will be slightly faster. If it stops running, it dies.
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