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50Letter from most recent serious lover saying your dead to them now, it is all off
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50The local militia captain busts down the door and grabs the innkeeper, placing him under arrest for an unknown reason.
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50Gold! Adventure! Fame! Cries an elf on a soap box, "the faint of heart need not apply!" (For adventures who need more than obvious plot hooks.)
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50Who are these stupid awful people talking to me right now?
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50Six Sky Triad: a Thri-Kreen society hidden in a small desert town. Triad activities are mostly benign, with the Thri-Kreen secretly discussing town matters and fulfilling ancient cultural rites that have been suppressed by the local government. Every Thri-Kreen citizen of the town is either a Triad member or at least knows of it, and they keep their society hidden through telepathic communication, their nighttime meetings occurring in total silence. Occasionally the Triad will journey out into the desert for a night, singing desert songs and praising the Sand Father, but these journeys are rare, and getting rarer as time goes by.
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50The prince is going bald and is doing his best to hide it. He's not doing a good job.
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50New mounts for all. They are well bred and valuable noble steeds. Slightly faster when galloping, unphased by noise even battle but a little picky about lots of packs and their food and accommodation. Come with saddles and tack etc with the patrons livery.
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50The main villains HQ turns out to be the prison where the villain is supposed to be incarcerated
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50Demiplane of Concessions Often mistaken for a place of refuge and salvation, this sliver of demi-reality is an unending dessert of salted popcorn, ranging in sizes of pebbles to giant boulders. Spiking the landscape are volcanoes that periodically erupt spewing the aforementioned popcorn. Glacially slow rivers of caramel sinuously carve the landscape and travellers might encounter pools of sickly sweet brightly colored shaved ice and sticky gooey cheese. GMs might want to populate the plane with candy-themed monsters.
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50A dried up river or stream, with the remains of a long forgotten exodus. Bones stick up through the mud at strange angles.
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50Backstreet organ trader; I sell you guills, you breathe under water! You don't need lungs anymore! I take lungs now guills come next week!
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50A trinket, buried below very conspicuous leaves. It belongs to no one, and no one will buy it from you.
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50Golden God Farmer: This golden-haired horse is cursed. It cannot stop running. It will always move as fast as the fastest horse, unless it is racing away/towards another fast-moving object. In that case, it will be slightly faster. If it stops running, it dies.
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50Ayesha's Insult Emporium: The store's name, in simple black lettering, is all that infers what lies inside. A friendly middle aged woman (presumably Ayesha) wearing a sari greets customers entering this store's antechamber with a sharp personal insult. Anyone who takes great offense to the insult is teleported out of the shop and can't re-enter. However, those who accept it in good spirit will be led by Ayesha to the main room which contains shelves and cabinets filled with scrolls, books and scraps of paper containing some of the most brilliant, sought-after and mind-bending insults to ever have been uttered or penned.
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50You are unable to fall asleep anywhere except outside, at night, in a place where the stars are visible.
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