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50Demiplane of Concessions Often mistaken for a place of refuge and salvation, this sliver of demi-reality is an unending dessert of salted popcorn, ranging in sizes of pebbles to giant boulders. Spiking the landscape are volcanoes that periodically erupt spewing the aforementioned popcorn. Glacially slow rivers of caramel sinuously carve the landscape and travellers might encounter pools of sickly sweet brightly colored shaved ice and sticky gooey cheese. GMs might want to populate the plane with candy-themed monsters.
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50A dried up river or stream, with the remains of a long forgotten exodus. Bones stick up through the mud at strange angles.
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50Boom Boom, the Pyroman(iac)cer - A slender goblin with a nasty lisp, the right half of the face is covered in burnmarks, remnant of one of his most successful experiments, as he would claim. He has a bag with him and you can be sure, one item in there is a firestarter and the rest, some sort of explosive devices. His catchphrase: "I can make ith boom boom?"
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50Backstreet organ trader; I sell you guills, you breathe under water! You don't need lungs anymore! I take lungs now guills come next week!
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50A trinket, buried below very conspicuous leaves. It belongs to no one, and no one will buy it from you.
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50Golden God Farmer: This golden-haired horse is cursed. It cannot stop running. It will always move as fast as the fastest horse, unless it is racing away/towards another fast-moving object. In that case, it will be slightly faster. If it stops running, it dies.
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50Ayesha's Insult Emporium: The store's name, in simple black lettering, is all that infers what lies inside. A friendly middle aged woman (presumably Ayesha) wearing a sari greets customers entering this store's antechamber with a sharp personal insult. Anyone who takes great offense to the insult is teleported out of the shop and can't re-enter. However, those who accept it in good spirit will be led by Ayesha to the main room which contains shelves and cabinets filled with scrolls, books and scraps of paper containing some of the most brilliant, sought-after and mind-bending insults to ever have been uttered or penned.
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50The Unalloyed - A group of xenophobic Dwarves that want to remove all non-Dwarves from Dwarven lands.
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50Attempts to wrestles beasts/animals before hitting them with a weapon.
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50Svylren - Demon lord of the lost and desperate. Often appears to sailors lost at sea, or travelers lost in the wilds, whispering false directions and driving them mad with desperation. Once the madness has caused them to isolate themselves further from rescue, or murder their companions, Svylren moves in, to feed on the remaining survivors.
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50Pantheon - War is an Art form. Pantheon are weapons specialists. If you want to kill a lot of people and look like a mythical god doing it, Buy Pantheon.
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50The local brewer's latest batch of high end whiskey has been sabotaged/cursed by fae. The five barrels already sold need reclaimed quickly and quietly less the brewery's reputation suffers.
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50Gru'sh: Made of the bladders of large sea-life, this coastal inn sells this oily black beverage in large serving sizes. It is extremely potent, and had it not been for its fluidity, it would be extremely hard to keep down. If spilled, you must make a Dexterity DC10 Saving Throw to not slip on the tile it was dropped on or fall prone.
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