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Description
“I Search The Body” Complications
| Range | Description |
|---|---|
| 1 | They’re still alive, just barely. |
| 2 | It’s undead and playing dead, waiting for one of the living to come by to attack. |
| 3 | It’s carrying a contagious disease. |
| 4 | It’s been covered in glue. |
| 5 | It’s a lifelike mannequin. |
| 6 | On closer inspection it looks exactly like you. |
| 7 | It’s boobytrapped with explosives. |
| 8 | The coins in its pocket weren’t minted with any known metal. |
| 9 | It’s being used as a lure by a cunning predator. |
| 10 | Their friends are looking for them and they won’t take kindly to looters. |
| 11 | It’s someone famous. |
| 12 | There’s no apparent cause of death. |
| 13 | The body’s already been looted. |
| 14 | Someone has stripped the body and replaced everything it was wearing and carrying with other stuff. |
| 15 | The body is floppy and has no bones. |
| 16 | It’s been covered in flammable oil. |
| 17 | Everything they’re carrying is a convincing but less valuable counterfeit. |
| 18 | Everything they’re carrying is of high quality and more valuable than other similar items. |
| 19 | They’ve got a bounty on their head. If you bring their head in you can collect the bounty. |
| 20 | They’re still alive and in good health, but are practicing for a role as a dead body in a play. |
| 21 | Something’s removed its teeth and fingertips. |
| 22 | A vicious parasite has been incubating in its guts and will emerge and attack if the body’s disturbed. |
| 23 | All the body’s valuables have been stuffed down its throat. |
| 24 | It immediately decays to a late stage of decomposition when touched. |
| 25 | It smells terrible and the smell will cling to you for hours after you touch it. |
| 26 | A swarm of small scavengers are eating it. |
| 27 | There is a wind-up key in their back. If turned they’ll return to life. |
| 28 | The first person to touch them will have a vision of how they died. |
| 29 | It’s got no face. |
| 30 | Something has decapitated it and stitched on someone else’s head. |
| 31 | Some of its organs have been surgically removed. |
| 32 | Anyone who loots the body will be haunted by its ghost. |
| 33 | The words: “TRESPASSERS BEWARE” have been carved into the body. |
| 34 | The body’s been implanted with galvanic wiring that make it twitch and grab when touched. The wiring is worth 10 silver if stripped out, and is a good conductor. |
| 35 | The body smells irresistibly delicious. Save vs. magic to not take a bite if you don’t immediately back off. |
| 36 | The body’s been enchanted to repeat a speech promising a reward to the person who finds the one who killed them. |
| 37 | The body is a glamour, and so is everything it carries. One hour after being found, it’ll all disappear. |
| 38 | The body has an important political message tattooed on it. Some of the message has been flayed off. |
| 39 | The body’s cause of death is implausibly incongruent with its environment. |
| 40 | They’re still alive, and conducting a sting operation on necrophiliacs. |
| 41 | The body’s hand is pointed towards a secret door or compartment. |
| 42 | The body’s on top of the pressure plate of a trap. |
| 43 | The body is unnaturally, painfully cold to the touch. |
| 44 | The body’s anatomy is subtly wrong. |
| 45 | The body shrivels and shrinks every time it’s touched. |
| 46 | The body bloats and swells every time it’s touched. 1-in-6 chance each time it bursts in a flood of putrescence. |
| 47 | One of the items it’s carrying is cursed to induce a deathlike stupour. When removed from the body it will spring back to life and the looter will fall unconscious. |
| 48 | One of the body’s fingers has been carved down to the bone into a key. It unlocks something nearby. |
| 49 | The body is being used as a test by a very dumb goblin hiding nearby to learn what’s worth looting from a corpse. |
| 50 | They are several smaller corpses posed in the same outfit to look like a larger corpse. |
| 51 | It’s been embalmed. The embalming materials are quite valuable if extracted. |
| 52 | Makeup has been applied to the body to make it look fresher. |
| 53 | The body’s been enchanted to pronounce a curse on looters. |
| 54 | It bears a familial resemblance to someone you’ve met. |
| 55 | It changes in appearance every time you look away. |
| 56 | If you loot it it’ll appear next to you the next time you sleep. |
| 57 | It’s a mimic posing as a corpse. |
| 58 | The body bears the marks of necromancy and will rise as one of the undead unless blessed, or dismembered or otherwise destroyed. |
| 59 | The body appears to be swiftly decomposing in reverse. |
| 60 | They’re still alive, and are hunting ghouls using themself as bait. They’ll start off assuming anyone touching them is a ghoul. |
| 61 | The body has a magic diary that records everything that happens to and around it. |
| 62 | The body has been seasoned with expensive spices. |
| 63 | The body’s skin has been tanned into leather while it’s still attached. |
| 64 | The body’s eyes follow you and never blink. |
| 65 | The body’s weirdly heavy. |
| 66 | Decomposers and scavengers haven’t and won’t touch the body. |
| 67 | If you loot the body it will become a recurring figure in your dreams until you sell off the loot. |
| 68 | The body’s been dusted with mutagenic spores. |
| 69 | The body’s loyal pet viper guards it still from inside a pocket. |
| 70 | A faulty Speak With Dead spell was cast on the body. If touched it’ll scream its life story until its vocal chords rupture. |
| 71 | The body’s been smeared with poisonous slime. |
| 72 | Any coins the body carries are stamped with its own face. |
| 73 | Any coins the body carries have been amateurishly clipped. |
| 74 | The body’s face is frozen in a paroxysm of fear, and its hair is still standing on end. |
| 75 | The body is that of a missing person, and there is a reward on offer for news of their fate. |
| 76 | The body falls apart along invisible seams when touched. |
| 77 | It’s an unusual zombie which will imprint on and obey the first person to touch it. |
| 78 | When touched its flesh will slough off its bones. |
| 79 | On closer examination the body’s clothes are organic parts of it. |
| 80 | They’re still alive and are taking a nap. |
| 81 | The body is currently under clairvoyant observation by a self-righteous wizard. |
| 82 | The body, the floor it’s lying on, and its belongings have all partially fused together, and must be cut apart if they are to be retrieved. |
| 83 | The body’s blood has been replaced with imperishable honey. This is quite valuable if drained, and could also be used as an encumbrance-efficient ration. |
| 84 | The body is slowly being carried away by ants. |
| 85 | The body’s possessions are wildly anachronistic. |
| 86 | The body is only dead while observed (seen, heard, smelled, etc.). When unobserved, they return to life. |
| 87 | Its brain has been messily slurped out one ear. |
| 88 | The wealth it’s carrying was stolen from someone dangerous who wants it all back. |
| 89 | The body is a hollow skin that collapses when touched. |
| 90 | The body has been colonized by an intelligent fungus that intends to use it as a vessel to communicate with and go about humanity. |
| 91 | They bore a supernatural debt which will fall on the first person to touch their body. |
| 92 | The body is not dead, but metamorphosing. |
| 93 | The body has many minor wounds, and one will transfer to the person who touches them or takes one of their possessions each time they do so. |
| 94 | It’s carrying something that used to belong to you. |
| 95 | They’re someone you used to know but forgot until now. |
| 96 | The body bursts into butterflies when touched. Their possessions remain intact. |
| 97 | When touched the seed planted in the body’s chest will immediately sprout to full size. |
| 98 | When touched the body will violently expel a pool of acid from all orifices. |
| 99 | The body’s caught in a non-localized time loop. Every 1d6 hours it and its possessions will return to the condition it was found in, and its possessions will return to their positions on the body. |
| 100 | They are still alive but suffering from Cotard delusion. |